The 2014 Dapper Dick Award Goes To….

Bycopanut February 5, 2014February 5, 2014

It was a well fought battle, but in the end it was Roger Goodell by a foreskin. The Harbaugh brothers finished in second place, only one point behind, following a stunning write-in campaign. The bronze medal goes to perennial tool Warren Sapp. Better luck next time, guys. Final results:

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J A M E S H ™️

Without a doubt, the greatest NFL rant of all time. https://x.com/ol_timefootball/status/2111454534346387794/video/1?s=46

MWalsh26

There’s that hypocrisy again lol https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1HbSMSTcHV/?mibextid=wwXIfr

J A M E S H ™️

JPJ was listed as a Full participant for Thursday practice with Cowboys; changed to Limited yesterday.

J A M E S H ™️

Juan might……

copanut

Living in Texas, one might consider tapping sweat and mosquitos as energy sources. Imagine the possibilities!

J A M E S H ™️

Multiple roster moves. https://steelersdepot.com/2026/10/steelers-place-roman-wilson-on-ir-make-other-roster-moves-for-buccaneers-game/

J A M E S H ™️

Germie will have to handle it.

J A M E S H ™️

“Its revelation is not as accessible to the casual listener” is a line from a review I read when the album was released. I remember thinking at the time “what the hell is that supposed to mean?” and wrote it off as some artsy-fartsy BS. But I still remember it to this day, 60 years later.

J A M E S H ™️

Living in sunny California, I wonder if copa has ever thought about going solar…..

J A M E S H ™️

Its revelation is not as accessible to the casual listener but it is well-recorded.

Eleven

James: no. but I will.

Eleven

I have induced many child births, but nothing else.

J A M E S H ™️

Have you given Passion Play numerous listens?

copanut

I think you induced it

J A M E S H ™️

A masterpiece.

Eleven

copa, fuck you and your energy independence.

J A M E S H ™️

We’re forewarned.

Eleven

Just for that James I will, but at a date and time of my choosing.

copanut

Did I mention that I went solar 7 years ago and pay nothing for energy?

Eleven

James, I share your passion for “Thick As A Brick.”

J A M E S H ™️

Please don’t.

Eleven

Induction cooktops are the best IMO for a number of reasons. I will enumerate if prodded.

J A M E S H ™️

“Warm” does not do Texas justice.

J A M E S H ™️

If I went 100% electric here, the bill would be closer to $600 a month. Electricity is expensive here.

Eleven

Ummm, natural gas is not cheap either. You two live in warm climates.

J A M E S H ™️

I’ve only recently become aware that so many people still use heating oil. Supposedly over 50% in Maine. Tяump’s War is costing Susan Collins votes.

copanut

Meanwhile, we just jettisoned our last natural gas appliance, retiring our stove in favor of an induction range. I'm surprised to find it superior in every way.

J A M E S H ™️

Everything that can be natural gas at this house is natural gas…..furnace, clothes drier, stove, oven, water heater…..and I pay monthly on an annualized cost basis. That payment never exceeds $59 per month.

J A M E S H ™️

I wasn’t aware that I had a polling map.

copanut

@Eleven: ¨It burns clean and Tяump seems to be spewing an unlimited supply.¨ laugh

Eleven

And the bills come monthly. They don’t fuck you all at once.

Eleven

It burns clean and Tяump seems to be spewing an unlimited supply.

Eleven

Walsh, you should use a renewable energy like I do. Natural gas.

MWalsh26

@J A M E S H ™️: Speaking of furnaces, I just got my first oil delivery of the season. Fuck all MAGA and Tяump supporters! That is all.

MWalsh26

@J A M E S H ™️: While I would like to believe your polling map, we have seen this before. I won't believe it until it happens...and the future of American Democracy is riding on it.

copanut

@J A M E S H ™️: Reasonable minds can disagree. That's why I've settled on the ¨half-Mooch¨.

J A M E S H ™️

59% of the Dolphins’ payroll is being spent on players no longer on their roster.

J A M E S H ™️

Copa- units of time. https://electoral-vote.com/

J A M E S H ™️

Ravens. “With an injury report longer than a CVS receipt…”. https://steelersdepot.com/2026/10/ravens-list-whopping-21-players-on-injury-report-against-browns/

J A M E S H ™️

Conventional football wisdom says his body type can’t handle the load of a bell cow back over a full season. Never know until you try.

J A M E S H ™️

Furnace came on this morning. First time since March/April.

MWalsh26

It seems everyone here loved Jaylen Warren. Why did it take the Steelers so long to do the same?

MWalsh26

Not trolling. Documenting the end of Democracy.

Eleven

Hey Earl, you should attend the No KIngs rally nearest you today. Good place to find a woke dyke, perhaps try to coax her to join the other team? https://www.nokings.org/#map

Earl

morning

Earl

Good

Earl

I have two words for all you trolls

MWalsh26

Cult: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Du9ibyCBM/?mibextid=wwXIfr

copanut

This is what ¨massive, historic crowds¨ looks like, with Diaper Don dancing to a gay anthem. I counted approximately 400 people. Most of the venue is empty and blocked off. Let's assume there are 100-150 out of frame, and we can generously assume 600 total, a large percentage of whom are party operatives and paid shills. I know the man has no shame or embarrassment, but if you are a fan and don't feel it, you're in a (what's the word, Mike?)

MWalsh26

Tяump Devotion Syndrome: Not a cult at all….lololol

copanut

Oh my. AI is going to kill us, but at least we can laugh in the interim.

copanut

I'm hearing a new time measurement popping up: a ¨half-mooch¨.

J A M E S H ™️

You must be in rut on St. Patty’s Day.

J A M E S H ™️

mmmmmmmm…… Angelique Pettyjohn….mmmmm

Eleven

Admittedly, like Kirk, I have a weakness for women with green hair and green skin.

copanut

@Eleven: I'll put my money on Angelique Pettyjohn as new WHPS. I know she's no longer alive, but that's not a disqualifier for Don. Her resume states ¨Played a willing thrall in front of a national audience¨. And, she has other equally compelling assets.

TomPaulBillyBob

She’ll write a book, call it “7 Days”

Earl

Well I doubt it will be a couple of woke dykes ... Sadly for you freaks

J A M E S H ™️

Can’t wait to see who the next Baghdad Barbie will be.

Eleven

I just found out that a quatloo is worth about half a cent. Clearly a quatloo is much more valuable in the 23rd century. I should put some in my IRA.

Eleven

A week ago I would have wagered 14 quatloos that Katie would have lasted longer than 5 days.

J A M E S H ™️

Only the best and brightest.

copanut

Katie lasted only 0.636 Scaramucci! A new record. A waste of my Legally Blonde meme.

J A M E S H ™️

The Great Gazoo

MWalsh26

@J A M E S H ™️: All this technology and that is the best helmet they can come up with...

J A M E S H ™️

This is why Republicans vote down every opportunity to restrict money in our elections. https://politicalwire.com/2026/10/16/three-megadonors-are-powering-the-gop-spending-edge/

J A M E S H ™️

Russians are all in on the Republicans. https://politicalwire.com/2026/10/16/russian-bots-manipulate-view-counts-on-fake-videos/

J A M E S H ™️

Long shot, but it would be delicious if Tяump’s greatest accomplishment while in office would be turning Texas blue:

Eleven

You know James, the benefit of having Musk and all the data centers in TX is that it may force the state to upgrade its electricity grid. Now try to get Musk and his tech buddies to pay for that!

J A M E S H ™️

They’re really worried. https://politicalwire.com/2026/10/16/elon-musk-drops-a-small-fortune-on-texas/

J A M E S H ™️

The natural beauty and the climate make people think differently.

J A M E S H ™️

https://www.google.com/search?q=flower punk zappa&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

J A M E S H ™️

Sounds like if you hang out there much longer that you’ll be going barefoot with flowers in your hair while playing bongos in the dirt.

Earl

Laguna Beach / Dana Point is incredible .

Earl

The Brewers can hit the baseball - clutch

J A M E S H ™️

That extra protection does make the wearer look like a cartoon character.

MWalsh26

@J A M E S H ™️: I’m have trouble getting over his SpongeBob Helmet…

Eleven

Mike, normally I am ok with reclamation projects and second chances, especially if they come cheap. But they just have not worked out for the Steelers in recent years.

copanut

Chappelle

J A M E S H ™️

Along the lines of your Jaylen Warren chart….

J A M E S H ™️

Another throwback to the ‘50s. Only Chappelle could get away with this one.

J A M E S H ™️

Juan can only imagine how you came across that.

copanut

I haven't seen traditional family values explained this way since Leave It to Beaver.

copanut

NFL rushing leaders, ranked by YPC.

J A M E S H ™️

Germie Bernard appears to be receiving more buzz from those in the know than Roman Wilson ever has.

MWalsh26

I still think they should have traded for Harrison Jr tho

Eleven

Mayfield returns, just to make it interesting.

Eleven

Perhaps we should petition the league to postpone the game until

Eleven

Have I mentioned that I have cooled on Arch?

Eleven

I so wanted the Steelers to draft Marvin Harrison Jr. and now he is borderline bust. I am no Mike Walsh!

J A M E S H ™️

MWalsh26

I was so close to going to this game.

mack

Go Steelers!!

J A M E S H ™️

Jalón Daniels will start for the Bucs.

J A M E S H ™️

The Steelers haven’t lost in Tampa Bay since 1998.

mack

A repay “looks like number 4 about runs into or tripping Warren on his long tun close to goal line!!x

mack

Felt like the Pirates 1940–1959!

mack

JamesH @ 9:24 It’s about time, I’ve waited my whole LIFE, WHEW been a long wait!

J A M E S H ™️

Baldinger on Gabriel Rubio: https://x.com/baldynfl/status/2110508558106370431?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

Update on Kimberly Gargoyle. https://x.com/reallyamerican1/status/2110534196028477506/video/1?s=46

Eleven

I'll believe it when I see it. A Democrat winning a Senate seat in a red state, that is. Like TX or KS or IA or MS.

J A M E S H ™️

https://politicalwire.com/2026/10/15/glitch-delays-600000-voter-registrations-in-texas/

J A M E S H ™️

Then throw in all the dirty tricks they pull to cheat, and it’s a tough row to hoe. Like this….. any thoughts on the demographics they targeted?

J A M E S H ™️

James Talarico has been ahead of Paxton in the polls for months now, but still within the margin of error, and Repugnantcunts are very hard to poll in Texas.

Eleven

How many of those guys have there been here recently? DJ. Pickens. Bell. Two of those 3 flamed out. The book has yet to be closed on Pickens. Watt is an exception. While I still think he was overpaid in his most recent contract, at least he had earned the right to be considered among the top paid guys. But even he compromised in his latest contract negotiation.

Eleven

It meant more to JPJ to be (one of) the highest paid at his position than being a Steeler and that was his choice. He may have accomplished both, whether it was in '26 or '27, but he had to have that long term (highly guaranteed contract) right now.

Eleven

Maybe JPJ goes on to have a great career, maybe he becomes another also ran. Either way the Steelers, particularly Rooney and Khan, thought that the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. It was his behavior and attitude that cost him a long term job in Pittsburgh. If he had just kept his head down and worked hard it would be a different story. That is what the three guys still on rookie contracts who ended up with extensions did. And everyone of those guys will finish out his next contract with the Steelers, even if injured.

Eleven

I am glad that was cleared up. I thought it stood for Alabaster Anus.

MWalsh26

What a normal person sounds like, and we have TDS? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1KvAcC93iY/?mibextid=wwXIfr

J A M E S H ™️

Large Marge is really getting after it. https://x.com/fmrrepmtg/status/2110550281649783154?s=46

copanut

Just dum. Er, dumm. Errr... dumb.

J A M E S H ™️

Just not true.

copanut

On the OLB flipping, I can't for the life of me understand why they keep talking about it yet never do it. Maybe that's what we get for listening to anything athletes say.

copanut

Funny you should ask.

copanut

J A M E S H ™️

Makes me think of my favorite line during a hiring process. “We should hire whoever sold him that tie.”

J A M E S H ™️

Did an intermediate staff member hire Zachariah or was that done directly by the man himself? If not Tяump his own self, he should fire whoever is responsible.

J A M E S H ™️

Watt and Alex Highsmith have flipped sides for less than 5% of snaps over five games.

J A M E S H ™️

No JPJ.

J A M E S H ™️

The Steelers have been penalized 31 times this year, fewer than all but four teams.

J A M E S H ™️

In third and medium situations (four to six yards to go), Pittsburgh’s 18.2% conversion rate is only better than Green Bay.

J A M E S H ™️

Matt Williamson: Tampa Bay has the league’s best third and medium defense, allowing a12.5% conversion rate.

J A M E S H ™️

They also offered those non-FDA approved plasma treatments that some of the pros use for a more rapid recovery. I thought this was too minor comparatively to spend the cash OoP.

J A M E S H ™️

Thanks, Mike.

J A M E S H ™️

Who? Me?

MWalsh26

And says who me…still need correct feature lol

J A M E S H ™️

Joey Porter limited in Cowboys practice today with...an ankle injury.

MWalsh26

@copanut: CnP should have saved it. AA is Assive Aggressive. A term coined for someone who provoked them says who me?

MWalsh26

@J A M E S H ™️: glad it was a success!

J A M E S H ™️

Paris TV. https://x.com/steelersdepot/status/2110523550079881622/video/1?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

Actual photos of their call sheets. Graham getting a lot of attention for downsizing and simplifying the D against the Colts.

J A M E S H ™️

Kozora: More clean pockets for Rodgers. Hit 10 times, sacked 5 times against Cleveland, hit just twice and sacked once versus Indy.

Just gotta show they can keep it clean on the road.

J A M E S H ™️

Kozora: Steelers run game this season, per charting from our @THMead3.

Under Center: 7.4 YPC
Shotgun: 3.7 YPC

J A M E S H ™️

Coming October 27th on HBO. Slash and Burn, the Kordell Stewart Story. https://x.com/steigerworld2/status/2110411812533592437?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

Mack, looks like you get the game. I don’t.

J A M E S H ™️

Thank you! Pretty sure the first “A” is for adorable.

copanut

@J A M E S H ™️: Welcome back, you AA (whatever that means, I'm sure it's nice). laugh-big

J A M E S H ™️

Here’s a low-budget ad from one of the Idaho Senate seat seekers:

J A M E S H ™️

Let alone not vetting her resume.

J A M E S H ™️

My favorite quote on the hiring of the new WHPS. Basically, why would you hire someone who comes across as a fourth grader being forced to read an announcement over the school PA?

J A M E S H ™️

Thanks for the well wishes, guys. I truly appreciate it. They cleaned up some cartilage and put a screw in my tibia. Immediately more mobility and less pain. Now I can begin addressing the other things that are going south.

copanut

Sent in my ballot a few days ago, got a text that it was received, and just got another text that it was verified and counted. F imperator nudus.

Earl

What di Rodger Goodell do now? Hire a sexy press secretary .

Tuskegee_Brown

@J A M E S H ™️: Hope all is well James.

MWalsh26

Roger Goodell is a piece of shit

copanut

If the 2 TEs don't play a huge role now, with the decimated receiver group, they never will.

mack

I hear so much news people surprised how the 2TEs catching so many passes and how great it is but was there but notused after Keith left, Muthhh started good then the coaching said no to middle of field So now new coach starting using the TEs And now it’s working THANKS MIKE McCARTHY.

Stu

@J A M E S H ™️: Best of luck and quick recovery!

mack

JamesH thinking of you today!!5l

Eleven

Still, you might not want to lead with how excited you are that the Steelers are getting the TEs more involved in the passing game and using the middle of the field more than they have in years.

Eleven

You have PT to look forward to. The best thing about PT is that the women who are there receiving therapy can't move too quickly so you have time to try more than one line on them before they run away.

Eleven

Good luck today James!

J A M E S H ™️

So much good stuff today. https://electoral-vote.com/

J A M E S H ™️

I’m in pre-op. You guys are going to have to amuse yourselves without me today.

J A M E S H ™️

“Bartender, I’ll have a Walsh on ice.”

copanut

@MWalsh26: Is this you on the ice?

MWalsh26

Only the best! Hypocrisy!

copanut

From the state that brought us Darline Graham.

copanut

Tяump's new press secretary.

Eleven

Not since Sean Spicer will a WH press secretary be savaged on SNL like Katie will be.

Eleven

Warning, NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/live/AJ6jRxHy9xc?si=BRe5TWFR98tpjWG6

Eleven

I guess she is on the market again James. How would you like her showing up at your door on Halloween dressed as Elvira?

Eleven

Wow, Kimberly Guilfoyle resigned at the WH request. I guess they didn't have the chance to terminate before the embarrassing news came out like they did with Noem and Gabbard.

J A M E S H ™️

Scotty Miller is on the Bears’ PS.

J A M E S H ™️

Why you should always buy two.

J A M E S H ™️

That’ll buff out…….. https://apple.news/ATwCjl0gzT1KZBI3YgZx2MA

J A M E S H ™️

Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill.

J A M E S H ™️

Damn, Norway. You made our baby cry. https://x.com/reillybelle57/status/2109861235865080203/video/1?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

I don’t like what passes for Country & Western music these days. https://x.com/spooked75/status/2109917583852065001?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

Juan would think the folks coaching Wetjen are seeing the same tape.

J A M E S H ™️

Really, really, really informative tape on our kick return problem. https://x.com/ktsmithfootball/status/2110004967675207964?s=46

MWalsh26

He was ahead of his time: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeXuA19iDAs/?vrfl=NGNyYnpnMWVrNmxz

J A M E S H ™️

In honor of Bucs week. Vance McDonald’s stiff arm of Chris Conte. https://x.com/steelersdepot/status/2109736062381895920?s=46

copanut

Looks like he had PHIII for breakfast.

copanut

The Thiccer Kicker. Don't know why they misspell thicker, but I guess he didn't go to Harvard.

Eleven

Buffalo so lucky. Crazy ending to this game. I didn’t even start watching until there were 90 sec left to go!

Eleven

OMG, blocked FG.

Eleven

This no gimme for the chubster.

Eleven

Exciting finish to MNF.

Eleven

The Rams’ kicker is a chubster.

copanut

Lemon vs. Bernard, so far...

J A M E S H ™️

Steelers Hex nuts?

J A M E S H ™️

Oh, yeah??!!!???

copanut

54 68 61 74 27 73 20 6E 6F 74 68 69 6E 67 2E 20 49 20 63 6F 75 6C 64 20 70 75 74 20 61 20 68 65 78 20 6F 6E 20 79 6F 75 21

J A M E S H ™️

I didn’t know people had nose jobs to make them larger or that eyebrow transplants were a real thing.

J A M E S H ™️

Couldn’t understand that, copa. You might as well have been speaking Swahili.

copanut

Ndiyo, bila shaka.

J A M E S H ™️

Slava Ukraini! https://x.com/bohuslavskakate/status/2109678245905879249?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

Parlez vous Русский mein amigo?

copanut

Huh. I was wondering what happened to the sudden drop of MAGA shitspam to my phone. Спасибо, друг.

J A M E S H ™️

People have noted the huge drop in spam calls, spam texts, and pro-Tяump social media activity since the Ukrainians blew up the Yandex data centers in Russia.

J A M E S H ™️

95 on the goal line. https://x.com/alex_kozora/status/2109712177720644008?s=46

J A M E S H ™️

Where was 95?