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    A A Ron Ron Ron, A A Ron Ron

    They signed him on Thursday and my heart stood still
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Even though he told me that the vaxx would kill
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Yes, my heart stood still
    No, that vaxx won’t Kill
    But if he brings a trophy home
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Thought he was all washed up when he caught my eye
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    But that was the Jets, and my oh my
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Yes, he caught my eye
    Yes, my oh my
    But if he brings one home
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Thinks he’s better than 7, and he looks so fine
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Maybe win a playoff game this time
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
    Well, he don’t look fine
    But maybe we’ll win this time
    And if he brings one home
    A A ron ron ron
    A A ron ron
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    Fickle Finger 2024 Winner

    Another season has come and gone, and another Baller can lay claim to superior football knowledge. The final results are in the table below. I’m only showing the “delta” tabulations – the difference between our guesses and the final result.

    MWalsh26 Earl Copanut Eleven TomPaul
    BillyBob
    tennbob drock Estimated
    Prophet
    Tuskegee
    _Brown
    JAMESH
    Steelers 4 3 1 2 0 1 4 2 0 7
    Bengals 2 9 1 3 1 2 3 2 2 6
    Browns 6 3 5 5 4 5 8 8 6 0
    Ravens 0 12 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 9
    Base 12 27 8 11 5 8 15 13 9 22
    Bonus -1 -1
    Total 12 27 8 11 4 8 15 13 8 22

    This year, by popular request, I added a bonus point for the person who most closely predicted the Steelers’ final result, although you may be happy to know that it didn’t matter. TomPaulBillyBob and Tuskegee_Brown both accurately chose the Steelers final tally of 10 wins, but Mr. BillyBob blew everyone away by also accurately predicting the Ravens’ 12 wins, and missing out on the Bengals by only one point. With his bonus point, he pretty much lapped the field with a total score of 4. There was a three way tie for second place between Tuskegee_Brown, Copanut, and tennbob, but I think we can give the edge to Tuskegee_Brown for more accurately predicting the Steelers’ record.

    Last place goes to Earl, who took a big hit for not submitting guesses for the rest of the division, but on his Steelers pick he beat out MWalsh26 and drock, with their chronic underestimation of the Power of Tomlin to pull out yet another winning season. If we’re going for last place on the Steelers prediction, we’ll have to give the edge to MWalsh26, because drock edged him out on the tiebreakers. They both correctly guessed the 2nd most receiving yards (Friermuth) and exactly divined the total touchdowns thrown (21), but drock predicted Wilson would have the most starts, while MWalsh26 went with Fields.

    Dishonorable Mention goes to JAMESH, who had a ghost writer submit his usual 17-0 prediction. He finished with a score of 22, which is kinda sad, until you consider that Earl finished with 27.

    May we all have better luck in 2025.

     

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    Celebrating 10 Years of Steel Balls!

    Allow me to extend a humble thank you to the teeming hordes of miscreants who have graced this site with their boundless charm, rapier-like wit, and prescient insight into all things Steelers, for these past ten non-losing seasons.

    We began this enterprise as a response to the P-G paywall, and to have a place to compare opinions and predictions, and now we are only a few weeks away from what may be a momentous NFL draft event where we can once again prove just how much more we know than the professionals.

    We’ve had a lot of fun over the years, but we still have much yet to be accomplished, beginning with a jointly-enjoyed Super Bowl appearance and championship.

    I poured through our user list, which numbers well over 1800 thanks largely to Russian spam bots, to try to extract a list of legitimate users. I may have deleted some that were legit, but here is my best guess at our participant list over the years. Here they are, in order of registration.

    copanut
    abennihana
    jeffmi
    steelerfan58
    drock
    ChicoSteelersFan
    BGINTN
    steelers1
    MWalsh26
    Tuskegee_Brown
    TomPaulBillyBob
    mack
    tennbob
    Earl
    STILLERS35
    craig
    Steeltyke
    Army01
    steelerfan
    JMS55
    malsor
    J A M E S H
    EstimatedProphet
    saneman
    ktyoung
    Clubber
    cerone
    BlitzBurghDude
    jac
    gsmaroff
    floyd3421
    fatxbrian
    hksteelerfan
    RickinLA
    Black and Gold Foo
    endaround
    stillers_35
    Steeler_in_VZ
    Toadsly
    Poz
    Froggy
    testname
    sixter
    bgigli
    Reacher
    JoeSlice
    Pete
    Steeler 1950
    afrazier9
    JimHim
    Steelergill66
    steelddiddy
    jconroy
    WritersRock
    reddog
    pubunchka
    SteelerFanBudMan
    blackanyellow
    tobiathan
    Fansincebubbywouldntmopup
    kalel1199
    kingribel
    BigJ
    Ravenslayer
    sean.willison
    Bill Strickland
    davesdogs
    Bill S
    BiggiePops67
    kedorfman
    HetBob
    ktalk
    Stu
    captainnasty86
    kordellStewart
    Steelers252006
    dberry731
    justjack1961
    diamondback13
    Miguelipto
    sdsteel
    moose
    GodfatherofPittsburgh
    72Steel
    mikeflores16
    eneg
    Bilbo_shaggins80
    elesher43
    therealdonaldtrump
    DumbCrackerDouche
    Tomee4758

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    Dane Brugler on Devin Bush

    From Dane Brugler’s “2019 NFL Draft Guild” available via subscription to The Athletic, here is his view of the Steeler’s new #1 pick.

    Dane rated Devin as top linebacker in the class and projected him as the #10 pick overall, exactly where the Steelers snagged him. Given the eerie accuracy of that prediction I need to give Dane’s impressive draft guide a lot of respect from here on out.

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    2nd Best QB in Steelers History is… Landry Jones??

    Okay, I’ll give you a minute to clear the cornflakes out of your sinuses after reading that headline. Nobody in their right mind would consider Landry Jones to be among the very best quarterbacks in Steelers history.

    Yet, Landry does acquit himself surprisingly well in a statistical review. For most categories he gets middling results, which frankly is already a surprise given what most thought of him in his first couple of pro campaigns. In a couple of categories he does appear among the best, and even comes out tops in one category.

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