• Fickle Finger of Football Contest, 2026 Edition

    Make your 2026 season predictions below. Same rules as last year – including a bonus point subtracted for the Steelers’ record prediction winner. Entries must be submitted by midnight before the season opening game.

    Please include (1) W/L predictions for each Steelers game, (2) season records for each team in the division, and (3) tie breakers. If you fail to submit the tie breakers, you lose the tie.

    Here is your prediction template. Good luck.

    Please make it easy for me by putting W or L to the left of the game.

    01 – ATL
    02 – @NE
    03 – CIN
    04 – @CLE (TNF)
    05 – IND
    06 – @TB
    07 – @NO (Paris)
    08 – CLE
    09 – bye
    10 – @CIN
    11 – @PHI
    12 – DEN (FNF)
    13 – HOU
    14 – @JAC (MNF)
    15 – BAL
    16 – CAR
    17 – @TEN
    18 – @BAL

    Final Standings (wins):
    – Steelers
    – Bengals
    – Browns
    – Ravens

    Tie Breakers:
    – Games started by a QB other than Aaron Rodgers.
    – Total team sacks.
    – Total touchdown passes.

  • Fickle Finger of Football Contest, 2025 Edition

    Make your 2025 season predictions below. Same rules as last year – including a bonus point subtracted for the Steelers’ record prediction winner. Entries must be submitted by midnight before the season opening game.

    Please include (1) W/L predictions for each Steelers game, (2) season records for each team in the division, and (3) tie breakers. If you fail to submit the tie breakers, you lose the tie.

    Here is your prediction template. Good luck.

    Please make it easy for me by putting W or L to the left of the game.

    01 – @NYJ
    02 – SEA
    03 – @NE
    04 – MIN (Dublin)
    05 – bye
    06 – CLE
    07 – @CIN (TNF)
    08 – GB (SNF)
    09 – IND
    10 – @LAC (SNF)
    11 – CIN
    12 – @CHI
    13 – BUF
    14 – @BAL
    15 – MIA (MNF)
    16 – @DET
    17 – @CLE
    18 – BAL

    Final Standings (wins):
    – Steelers
    – Bengals
    – Browns
    – Ravens

    Tie Breakers:
    – Games started by a QB other than Aaron Rodgers.
    – Total team sacks.
    – Total touchdown passes.

  • 2025 Big Brain Award

    I’ll keep this brief because I’m way behind after my trip, and I don’t want to keep you waiting any longer. Here are the final tallies for our draft contest:

    • MWalsh26-1: 6 points
    • Eleven-1, Eleven-2, drock-1 and EstimatedProphet-2: 5 points
    • drock-1: 4 points
    • copanut-1 and copanut-2: 3 points
    • TomPaulBillyBob and MWalsh26-2: 2 points
    • EstimatedProphet-1: 1 point

    I have to say, we all acquitted ourselves well, certainly better than the national talking heads. Unlike them, we at least understood the real priorities for the team, and were well acquainted with the strengths and weaknesses of the players on the board. Every single one of us had at least one draft with one of the big DLs as the first pick, between Harmon and Grant. Personally, I picked Grant on the assumption that Harmon would already be gone, otherwise Harmon would have been my choice. We all picked an RB high, though none of us got the right one. We were all looking for a project QB, generally at value positions. Most of us picked a double-dip at DL. Several of us correctly predicted the trade of George Pickens for draft stock, although we were a week ahead of our time.

    Well done, gents, and congratulations to MWalsh26 for being the master of his domain.

    p.s. Please review your scores for potential mistakes. Next year, I’ll endeavor to revise the rules to make them less error prone, because frankly, scoring this way is a PIA and not a good fit for my dubious skill set, like Mike Tomlin with the challenge flag.


    UPDATE:

    Eleven pointed out that I scored differently this year. He’s right – I did it in a rush to get it off my plate. I suggested that using the historical method would not significantly impact the results since the same rules apply to everyone, and it turns out I was wrong. For clarity, this is the scoring system:

    • 2 point – Correct name (drafted)
    • 1 points – Correct name (UDFA)
    • 1 point – Correct position/round
    • 3 points – Correct name AND correct position/round

    Note that the position/round assessment is for anywhere in the round, and not necessarily the original pick number. Thus all of us who selected DL for pick 156 still got credit even though the actual pick came at 164 due to a trade. This still counted as a hit because either pick fell in the 5th round.

    Here are the revised results using the historical methodology:

    • Walsh-1: 9
    • drock-1 and EstimatedProphet-2: 8
    • Eleven-1 and Eleven-2: 7
    • drock-2: 5
    • copanut-1 and copanut-2: 3
    • MWAlsh26-2 and TomPaulBillyBob: 2
    • EstimatedProphet-1: 1

    The winner did not change, so I was correct as far as that went, however this methodology does provide some clarity for second place, as it pushed Eleven from a tie for second down into third place. I guess the lesson is be careful what you wish for!

    However, as consolation, I make the observation that Eleven had a great run with points for each of his first four picks, which nobody else was able to do – not even our resident brain, MWalsh26. That’s pretty impressive.

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    Fickle Finger 2024 Winner

    Another season has come and gone, and another Baller can lay claim to superior football knowledge. The final results are in the table below. I’m only showing the “delta” tabulations – the difference between our guesses and the final result.

    MWalsh26 Earl Copanut Eleven TomPaul
    BillyBob
    tennbob drock Estimated
    Prophet
    Tuskegee
    _Brown
    JAMESH
    Steelers 4 3 1 2 0 1 4 2 0 7
    Bengals 2 9 1 3 1 2 3 2 2 6
    Browns 6 3 5 5 4 5 8 8 6 0
    Ravens 0 12 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 9
    Base 12 27 8 11 5 8 15 13 9 22
    Bonus -1 -1
    Total 12 27 8 11 4 8 15 13 8 22

    This year, by popular request, I added a bonus point for the person who most closely predicted the Steelers’ final result, although you may be happy to know that it didn’t matter. TomPaulBillyBob and Tuskegee_Brown both accurately chose the Steelers final tally of 10 wins, but Mr. BillyBob blew everyone away by also accurately predicting the Ravens’ 12 wins, and missing out on the Bengals by only one point. With his bonus point, he pretty much lapped the field with a total score of 4. There was a three way tie for second place between Tuskegee_Brown, Copanut, and tennbob, but I think we can give the edge to Tuskegee_Brown for more accurately predicting the Steelers’ record.

    Last place goes to Earl, who took a big hit for not submitting guesses for the rest of the division, but on his Steelers pick he beat out MWalsh26 and drock, with their chronic underestimation of the Power of Tomlin to pull out yet another winning season. If we’re going for last place on the Steelers prediction, we’ll have to give the edge to MWalsh26, because drock edged him out on the tiebreakers. They both correctly guessed the 2nd most receiving yards (Friermuth) and exactly divined the total touchdowns thrown (21), but drock predicted Wilson would have the most starts, while MWalsh26 went with Fields.

    Dishonorable Mention goes to JAMESH, who had a ghost writer submit his usual 17-0 prediction. He finished with a score of 22, which is kinda sad, until you consider that Earl finished with 27.

    May we all have better luck in 2025.

     

  • Fickle Finger of Football Contest, 2024 Edition

    Make your 2024 season predictions below. Same rules as previous seasons. Entries must be submitted by midnight before the season opening game.

    Please include (1) W/L predictions for each Steelers game, (2) season records for each team in the division, and (3) tie breakers. If you fail to submit the tie breakers, you lose the tie.

    Here is your prediction template. Good luck.

    01 – @ATL
    02 – @DEN
    03 – LAC
    04 – @IND
    05 – DAL
    06 – @LVR
    07 – NYJ
    08 – NYG
    09 – Bye
    10 – @WAS
    11 – BAL
    12 – @CLE
    13 – @CIN
    14 – CLE
    15 – @PHL
    16 – @BAL
    17 – KC
    18 – CIN

    Standings (wins):
    Steelers –
    Bengals –
    Browns –
    Ravens –

    Tie Breakers:

    • Who has the most starts: Russell Wilson or Justin Fields?
    • Who has the second most number of receiving yards on the season?
    • # touchdowns thrown.

    Edit 9/2/24: We’ll add a tweak to the scoring this year. To give extra weight to the Steelers wins predictions, we’ll add a bonus point for the person who comes closest on that metric. The way our scoring works (lowest score wins), this means a point will be subtracted from the overall score.

  • Yinz Shall Not Pass!

    In an unexpected turn of events sure to displease my fellow Ballers, copanut reclaims the Steel Balls trophy following a three year hiatus.

    I must admit to being surprised, considering I had the worst prediction regarding our beloved Steelers. In fact, my guess was so bad, I did not bother even looking at my predictions once the Steelers’ wobbly wheels came off the Matt Canada bus by mid-season. But after all these years, haven’t we learned from the Steelers that we should never give up until the fat punter kicks?

    I had naively guessed 13 wins, meaning every single one of you was closer to the mark than I was, including both EstimatedProphet and tennbob who correctly guessed the final result of 10 wins. Unfortunately for me, it doesn’t count that the Steelers would have ended with 13 wins had Mitch Trubisky not gifted wins to three awful teams in a row. But fortunately for me, our contest is not about Steelers wins alone!

    With the entire division taken into consideration, as is the rule of this contest, copanut and tennbob tied with a total score of 9. As you know, the score is the net difference between the guessed results and the actual results, so lowest score wins. Four of you came in at 10, making it a close contest all around.

    Being tied at 9, the contest fell through to tie breakers.

    The first tie breaker is playoff wins. We do not yet know the answer for playoff wins, but it doesn’t matter since both copanut and tennbob guessed 1 win.

    The second tie breaker is the total number of touchdowns scored by Diontae Johnson, who entered the season with a two year non-scoring streak. He finished the season with 5 TDs. Copanut guessed 6 and tennbob guessed 4, so we were both off by 1, and therefore remained at a tie.

    The third tie breaker is the total number of sacks by Nick Herbig, and here the tie was finally broken. Herbig notched 3 sacks. Copanut guessed 3 while tennbob guessed 5, so copanut finishes with a total score of 11, beating tennbob’s 13.

    Now, it is my general habit to screw up these tallies in one or two places, so I encourage you to double check my work. If so, you may be able to pry the trophy out of my hands. The overall contest was so close that pretty much anyone could be the winner if I made a mistake.

    Summary of predictions:

    actual copanut eleven MWalsh26 Earl Tuskegee_Brown EstimatedProphet tennbob
    Steelers 10 13 12 11 9 11 10 10
    Bengals 9 11 11 12 12 13 12 11
    Ravens 13 11 10 10 10 10 10 9
    Browns 11 9 8 8 8 7 7 8
    playoffs 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1
    DJ TDs 5 6 6 7 5 5 6 4
    Herbig 3 3 6 6.5 9 7 5 5

    Scoring:

    actual copanut eleven MWalsh26 Earl Tuskegee_Brown EstimatedProphet tennbob
    Steelers 0 3 2 1 1 1 0 0
    Bengals 0 2 2 3 3 4 3 2
    Ravens 0 2 3 3 3 3 3 4
    Browns 0 2 3 3 3 4 4 3
    Standings 0 9 10 10 10 12 10 9
    playoffs 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1
    DJ TDs 0 1 1 2 0 0 1 1
    Herbig 0 0 3 3.5 6 4 2 2
    Tiebreakers 0 2 5 6.5 6 5 3 4
    Total 0 11 15 16.5 16 17 13 13
  • Fickle Finger of Football Contest, 2023 Edition

    Make your 2023 season predictions below. Same rules as previous seasons. Entries must be submitted by midnight before the season opening game.

    Please include (1) W/L predictions for each Steelers game, (2) season records for each team in the division, and (3) tie breakers. If you fail to submit the tie breakers, you lose the tie.

    Here is your prediction template. Good luck.

    01 – SF
    02 – CLE (Mon)
    03 – @LV
    04 – @HOU
    05 – BAL
    06 – BYE
    07 – @LAR (SNF)
    08 – JAX
    09 – TEN (Thu)
    10 – GB
    11 – @CLE
    12 – @CIN
    13 – ARI
    14 – NE (Thu)
    15 – @IND
    16 – CIN (Sat)
    17 – @SEA
    18 – @BAL

    Standings (wins):
    Steelers
    Bengals
    Browns
    Ravens

    Tie Breakers:

    • # Steelers playoff wins
    • # TD catches by Dionte Johnson
    • # Sacks by Nick Herbig
  • Fickle Finger of Football Award: Eleven

    The 2022 Baller Prognosticator of the Year goes to: Eleven! It was a very tight competition, as you will see below.

    The first table shows our predictions vs the actual results.

     

      Actual copanut Eleven Earl Tuskegee_Brown MWalsh26 tennbob EstimatedProphet
    Steelers 9 11 9 7 10 9 9 8
    Bengals 12 9 12 13 11 10 11 12
    Browns 7 7 6 10 7 5 7 6
    Ravens 10 12 11 11 9.5 12 11 11
    Playoff 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
    QB Trubisky Trubisky Trubisky Trubisky Trubisky Trubisky x Trubisky
    Pickett 4 10 7 10 10 10 x 10

    The second table shows the net scores for each prediction.

      Actual copanut Eleven Earl Tuskegee_Brown MWalsh26 tennbob EstimatedProphet
    Steelers 0 2 0 2 1 0 0 1
    Bengals 0 3 0 1 1 2 1 0
    Browns 0 0 1 1 0 2 0 1
    Ravens 0 2 1 1 0.5 2 1 1
    Playoff 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
    QB 0 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 0 -1
    Pickett 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
                     
    Total 0 8 1 4 1.5 5 2 2

     

    As you can see, there was a two-way tie for first place between Eleven and tennbob with a score of 2. Tuskegee_Brown and EstimatedProphet were close behind with scores of 2.5 and 3. Eleven nailed the Steelers and Bengals, while tennbob hit on the Steelers and Browns. Sadly for tennbob, this is like have a non-losing season but failing to win the playoffs, because tennbob failed to provide a bonus prediction for the QB who would start the season (Trubisky). Since the others provided the correct answer for that bonus question, their scores are reduced by one point, giving the final results:

    • Eleven: 1
    • Tuskegee_Brown: 1.5
    • tennbob: 2
    • EstimatedProphet: 2

    Your moderator was humiliated by coming in last place.

    Congratulations to Eleven, and better luck to all of us including the Steelers, for 2023.

  • Fickle Finger of Football Contest, 2022 Edition

    Make your 2022 season predictions below. Same rules as previous seasons. Entries must be submitted by midnight before the season opening game.

    Please include (1) W/L predictions for each Steelers game, (2) season records for each team in the division, and (3) number of playoff wins. Any other predictions will be taken into consideration as tie breakers. Bonus points if you correctly answer the two additional questions below.

    Here is your prediction template. Good luck.

    01 – @Bengals
    02 – Patriots
    03 – @Browns (Thu)
    04 – Jets
    05 – @Bills
    06 – Buccaneers
    07 – @Dolphins (SNF)
    08 – @Eagles
    09 – Bye
    10 – Saints
    11 – Bengals
    12 – @Colts (Mon)
    13 – @Falcons
    14 – Ravens
    15 – @Panthers
    16 – Raiders (Sat)
    17 – @Ravens
    18 – Browns

    Standings
    Steelers –
    Bengals –
    Browns –
    Ravens –

    # Steelers playoff wins –

    Opening Day Starting QB –
    First Game Pickett Starts –

  • Fickle Finger of Football Award: Tuskegee_Brown

    You bet your sweet bippy! We are pleased to announce the 2021 Baller Prognosticator of the Year. Although this strange and stressful season is not yet over, we know that playoff results cannot change the outcome of our competition, so we can announce the winner now.

    First, here is the chart of “wins”, actual versus predictions. A half-win is awarded for the tie:

    Actual copanut MWalsh26 EstimatedProphet Tuskegee_Brown
    Steelers 9.5 12 10 9 11
    Ravens 8 10 13 14 12
    Browns 8 10 11 11 10
    Bengals 10 5 4 4 6

    And here is the “delta” chart which shows the difference between actual and predictions. Lower values are better:

    copanut MWalsh26 EstimatedProphet Tuskegee_Brown
    2.5 0.5 0.5 1.5
    2 5 6 4
    2 3 3 2
    5 6 6 4
    Totals:
    11.5 14.5 15.5 11.5

    Both MWalsh26 and EstimatedProphet came closest to guessing the Steelers result, missing only by a half game. (If we were not counting the tie as a half win, EstimatedProphet would be the winner on this question). So, participation trophies go to Walsh and EP, but they went on to whiff badly regarding the rest of the division.

    And let’s face it – we all whiffed on the Bengals. We knew that they had the best young QB in the division but we just didn’t trust the Bengals organization to be able to get the job done, and we were wrong. Sure, the Bengals had the easiest schedule, but they also beat the tar out of the Steelers twice, and won a number of other impressive games, so we give credit where it is due.

    In the end, copanut and Tuskegee_Brown tied with the best overall result of 11.5. Both of them predicted the Steelers will win a single playoff game before being bounced from the tourney,  so copanut and TB would remain tied regardless of playoff outcome.

    We need to go to tie breakers to determine the winner. Because TB predicted the Steelers would get into the playoffs as a wild card team, whereas copanut predicted they would be division winners, the tie breaker goes to TB. As icing on the cake, TB had a closer guess in Steeler wins.

    All hail the new champion, Tuskegee_Brown!